Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Internet security company FireEye has identified a potent new computer virus timed to launch on Superbowl Sunday. It's being sent via Facebook as a friend request from The Hormel Food company. Whatever you do, don't accept the request.
It turns out to be just a lot of Spam.
I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop. That's quite impressive for her age.
My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.
So I poked her.
Q: Why were the breakfast potatoes chasing each other?
A: Hash Tag