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Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?

A: They check their Twitter account.

Facebook Warning

Internet security company FireEye has identified a potent new computer virus timed to launch on Superbowl Sunday. It's being sent via Facebook as a friend request from The Hormel Food company.  Whatever you do, don't accept the request.

It turns out to be just a lot of Spam.

Creeper

I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.

We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop.  That's quite impressive for her age.

Facebook Update

My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.

So I poked her.

Potato Chase

Q: Why were the breakfast potatoes chasing each other?

A: Hash Tag