I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop. That's quite impressive for her age.
My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.
So I poked her.
Lisa has Friends
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list.
Q: What does she have?
A: Huge boobs.
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That’s as crazy as the huge variety of funny jokes available at jokerz.com....
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.