Girl at Dermatologist
Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!