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Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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Today I’ll exercise

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Dumped By A Midget

Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?

A: Because he was nuts over her.

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Just about to go to dinner with my overweight Asian friend, Chung Ki.

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Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.