Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicone Valley.
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!