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Yo Mama - Accident

Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

Tyson's Upcoming Fight

Q: Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming fight with Prince Charles?

A: It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Ugly Drop Off

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

Yo Mama - Kool Aid

Yo mama so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.