Yo Mama - Crooked Teeth
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
DNA to DNA
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?
Yo Mama - Search Party
Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.
A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say, I'm beautiful, which tense is it?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”
Act Your Age
A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size.'' The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''