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Yo Mama - First Words

Yo mama so fat, her first word was "more."

Yo Mama - Tonsils

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Baby Sitting

Q: How do you babysit black kids?

A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

Costume Party

A self-conscious bald man with a peg leg is invited to a costume party. The shop owner at the costume shop shows him a lifeguard costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my peg leg." Next, the shop owner brings out a monk costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my bald head." The annoyed shop owner returns with a five-pound bag of caramels and says, "Take these home, melt them, pour them all on your head, stick that peg leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple."

Dress for Success

I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits,

and I asked if they were gay. 

They arrested me.