Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?