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Midget Psychic

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they're always a little short.

Pamela

Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

A: Silicone Valley.

Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!