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Graveyard Hair Salon

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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

I'm Hungry

Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?

A: Booger King!!!

Tissue Dance

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

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Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?

A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?