Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

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Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

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Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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