Yo Mama - First Words
Yo mama so fat, her first word was "more."
Yo Mama - Tonsils
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Q: How do you babysit black kids?
A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!
A self-conscious bald man with a peg leg is invited to a costume party. The shop owner at the costume shop shows him a lifeguard costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my peg leg." Next, the shop owner brings out a monk costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my bald head." The annoyed shop owner returns with a five-pound bag of caramels and says, "Take these home, melt them, pour them all on your head, stick that peg leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple."
Dress for Success
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits,
and I asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.