When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Today I’ll exercise
Today I’ll exe
Dumped By A Midget
Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.
Just about to go to dinner with my overweight Asian friend, Chung Ki.
Yo Mama - Pizza
Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.