Midget goes Into a Bar
Did you hear about the midget who walked into the bar and kissed everybody in the joint?
Don't Trust a Bald Man
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!
Yo Mama - Crooked Teeth
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo Mama - Lantern
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Mama - Meat Truck
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.