Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Guy With a Little Head
This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
Form Vs Function
A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!