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Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F are the letters used to define bra sizes? 

A - Almost Boobs

B - Barely there.

C - Can't Complain!

D - Damn!

DD - Double damn!

E - Enormous!

G - GEEEEzus Christ!

F - Fake.

Buddy System

My friend Julie announced that she had started a New Years diet to lose some pounds she had put on over the holidays. "Good!" I exclaimed. "I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first."

"Great!" she replied. "I’ll ride with you."

Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.