Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Yo Mama - Crownrows
Yo mama so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
This 55- year- old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 55-year-old ass?" She says, "Your name never came up!"
Critics say Botox is too expensive, but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.