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Dog Math

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A: The wrong answer.

Old Mathematicians

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent

Alec

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Teachers Care

Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?

A: Math teachers, because every student counts.