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Alec

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Alien Visits

Q: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

A: They checked the reviews and we only have one star.

Close Enough

A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Philosophy Versus Math

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Math Problems

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].