Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?" "I said '6'" "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?" Johnny says, "That's exactly what I said!"
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: He conditioned it.
Q: What did the police say after 4, 6, 8 and 9 were killed?
A: We believe 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are prime suspects.