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Number Scare

Q: Did you here about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"

"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

Alec

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 

A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.