Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Do the Math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.