A guy visits his psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy. The guy replies, "I want a second opinion". The psychiatrist replies, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember these quips from our collection at JokerZ - enjoy!
- Operating in stand-by mode.
- Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
- Out there where the buses don't run.
- Outlet isn't grounded.
- Over the rainbow.
- Overdue for reincarnation.
- Paged/swapped out.
- Paralyzed from the neck up.
- Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
- Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
- Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
- People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
- Perfect chassis, bad driver.
- Perfect face for Halloween.
Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo Mama - Sunshine
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.
Yo Mama - All My Children
Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.