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Second Opinion

A guy visits his psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy.  The guy replies, "I want a second opinion".  The psychiatrist replies, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

Favorite Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember these quips from our collection at JokerZ - enjoy!

  • Operating in stand-by mode.
  • Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
  • Out there where the buses don't run.
  • Outlet isn't grounded.
  • Over the rainbow.
  • Overdue for reincarnation.
  • Paged/swapped out.
  • Paralyzed from the neck up.
  • Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
  • Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
  • Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
  • People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
  • Perfect chassis, bad driver.
  • Perfect face for Halloween.

Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.