What's on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.
Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo Mama - Sunshine
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.
Yo Mama - All My Children
Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.
Yo Mama - Zoo
Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!