Insult Jokes - Ugly Insult Jokes

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

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Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

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