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Razorback Hogs

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!" The President replied  "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"

Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.

Yo Mama - Zoo

Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!

Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!