No Sex Nancy
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was to correct his eyesight."
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.
Yo Mama - Coma
Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo Mama - Sunshine
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.