Yo Mama - Sunshine
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.
Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.
Yo Mama - Tail
Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.