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Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

NASA Party

Q: How does NASA organize a birthday party?

A: They planet!

Digital Turkey

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, Google, Google

Mark Your Calendar

A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it.

So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U....

Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?

A: Chips!