Hidden Identities on the Internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI!
Blonde - iPad
Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
Captain Kirk Pee on Enterprise
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.