New Years Resolution
Q: What's your New Years resolution?
A: Hopefully 4K 70''
The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!
Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard.
This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…