Hidden Identities on the Internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI!
Ole Texting Lena
“Lena, I'm having just one more beer with Sven. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.”
Astronaut's Favorite Key
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
A: The space bar.
Q: What does Apple call their new phone 7 for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
USS Enterprise Crewmembers Lightbulb
Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!". Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically. McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!" Kirk to screw it in and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.