Mexicans in Star Trek
Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.
Q: What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?
A: A smart phone
Q: Can you name Jobs that don't exist anymore?
Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
Call Me Maybe
Q: How did the boy iPhone propose to the girl iPhone?
A: He gave her a ring.