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Mexicans in Star Trek

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A: They don't work in the future, either.

Hawking Call

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A: A smart phone

No Jobs

Q: Can you name Jobs that don't exist anymore?

A: Steve.

 

Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?

A: Chips!

Call Me Maybe

Q: How did the boy iPhone propose to the girl iPhone?

A: He gave her a ring.