I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands?
A: Nuts and bolts
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
A: The space bar.
Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.