I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Given the recent slowdown in iPhone X sales, Apple announced today that it will skip the wearables market and develop a line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the summer of 2018, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
MSFT Vs GOOG
Q: Why is the Microsoft Search Engine is called Bing?
A: Because Its Not Google (BING)
My wife asked me why I had bought a gun.
I said: Decepticons!
My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time!
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.