Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A: A flying sorcerer!
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google