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Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,

but it just stopped working.

Apple iBoob

Given the recent slowdown in iPhone X sales, Apple announced today that it will skip the wearables market and develop a line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the summer of 2018, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

MSFT Vs GOOG

Q: Why is the Microsoft Search Engine is called Bing?

A: Because Its Not Google (BING)

Protection Needed

My wife asked me why I had bought a gun.

I said: Decepticons!

My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time!

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.