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Sorry Click

Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

A: Re-morse code.

Totals

Q: What did the calculator say to the cashier?

A: You can count on me.

Robot Sex

Q: What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands?

A: Nuts and bolts

Google Maps

Call me childish, but beating the Google Maps estimated arrival time is an extreme sport for me

Modern Spider

Q: How do you spot a modern spider?

A: His web is broken but his website is up.