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Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,

but it just stopped working.

Bad Link

If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.

It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.

I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.

Plees warm you frends

Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.

His funfair is next monkey.

Apple Users

People who use Apple products are constantly reminding you that they use Apple products.

Sent from my iPhone.

Luke and Obi-Wan

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”