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Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Dead Pool 2)

Pick a number between 1 and 9.

Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together

Now discover your favorite film!

  1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  2. Dead Pool 2
  3. Captain America
  4. Black Panther
  5. The Martian
  6. Avengers: Infinity War
  7. Isle of Dogs
  8. Ready Player One
  9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
  10. Annihilation

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Bird Math

Q: What kind of math do birds like?

A: Owlgebra.

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 

A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"