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Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

Fine Line

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of you will get this.

Lonely Pi

Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?

A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Brain Trust

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."