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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Bank

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo Mama - Cookie

Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama - Ransom

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!

Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo Mama - Rainbows

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.