Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Hotel
Yo momma's so ugly, hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
Yo Mama - Onion
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
Yo Mama - One Direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.