Yo Mama - Accident
Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
Yo Mama - Ugly Contest
Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.
Yo Mama - One Direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.