Yo Mama at the Strip Club
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo Mama - Slingshot
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo Sister and Yo Mama
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama - One Direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.