Yo Mama - Taxi
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Mama - Picture
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!
Yo Mama at the Strip Club
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo Mama - Pizza
Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.
Yo Mama - Skunk
Yo mama so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.