Yo Mama - Raincoat
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Mama - One Person
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."
Owe Yo Mama
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama - Picture
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!