Yo Mama - Raincoat
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Mama - Accident
Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
Yo Mama - Fruit Punch
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama - Picture
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!
Yo Mama - Stop Sign
Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green.