Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
Q: What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
A: P, because even superman can't hold it!!
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Knock Knock - Dwayne
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!