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Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?

A: They check their Twitter account.

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 

A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!