Funny Thoughts

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Anonymous

Non Believer

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Anonymous

Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

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