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Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?

The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?

A: In the snow bank.

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.

But all it did was change the color of the baby.