Yo Mama - Order
Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!