Funny Thoughts

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.

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Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!

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