Cheese and Crackers
Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!
What a Guy
If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Day Off Work
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."