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Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Condom Company

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?

A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.