Yo Mama - Lincoln
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo Mama - Eclipse
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.