Yo Mama - NASA
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
Yo Mama - Monster Truck
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama - Alarm
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.