Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Fart Jokes

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Art & Music Jokes
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Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes)
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