Funny Thoughts

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Deaf Kid Swearing

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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