Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

I Wish It Were Dark

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says "I sure wish that sheep were Marilyn Monroe." The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Anonymous

Bar Window

Two guys are sitting in a fourth story bar drinking. The first guy stands up and says, "I'm done," and walks to the window, jumps out, then blows right back in. He says, "I knew it, the draft was too strong," and he sits back down.
A few minutes later, the other guy says, "I'm done," and jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Submitted BY: bizzyb05

St. Patrick's Day

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Anonymous