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The best jokes and joke writers!

Holiday Cycle

Me in January: (shoving tangled lights and broken ornaments into an unlabeled box) Problem for another day!

Me in December: Son of a bitch

In Stages

I like to take the Christmas decorations down in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.
 

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.