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Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.

New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years resolution?

A: Hopefully 4K 70''

Christmas TV

Wife just got me a new UHD TV for Christmas!

Looks like my New Years resolution is going to be 4K

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.