Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Q: How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?
A: He looked inside Santa's sack.
Knock Knock - Donut
Who's there ?
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.