Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.