Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
New Years Resolution
Q: What's your New Years resolution?
A: Hopefully 4K 70''
Wife just got me a new UHD TV for Christmas!
Looks like my New Years resolution is going to be 4K
Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.