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Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

Knock Knock - Donut

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Donut

Donut who ?

Donut open till Christmas !