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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Submitted BY: Jacob

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
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