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Pregnant Smiles

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?

A: Cause you're fatter then they are.

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama - Monster Truck

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"