Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Fast Food Apology
A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."
Yo Mama - Scale Talk
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!
Big Girl's Yeast Infection
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.
Never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp... He's probably thick and tired of it.