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Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!

Big Girl's Yeast Infection

Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?

A: A whopper with cheese.

Be Nice

Never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp... He's probably thick and tired of it.