Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.
Yo Mama - Superbowl
Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium
Yo Mama - NASA
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
Yo Mama - Heels
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo Mama - Monster Truck
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"