Funny Thoughts

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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Anonymous

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

Anonymous

Poop Jokes

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.

Anonymous