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Snowmen Treats

Q: What do snowmen love to eat?

A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?

A: Because they are always stuffed!

Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

Christmas Dinner

Q: What do you call 12 very old men having Christmas dinner together?

A: 12 gummers gumming