Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.

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Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 
Who's there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

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Turkey Cross

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

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