Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Yo Mama - Only Halloween
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.