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Cornered -Riddles

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Twisted -Riddles

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.

Monster Party

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.

When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?