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Frugal Lover

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Never Satisfied

Ghosts are hard to impress.

They boo everything.

Spooky Valentine

Q: What is a vampire's valentine called?

A: His ghoul-friend. 

Valentine Flowers

My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "Well that's probably why they received flowers then."

Gift for Valentine's Day

A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for almost any old truck, but everything she wanted was way out of price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 220 in 5 seconds or less. Valentine's Day is coming up and you should surprise me with something really really great this year!" Soon Valentines Day arrived and she un-wrapped her brand new bathroom scale.