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New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years resolution?

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Holidays

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?

A: Because they are always stuffed!

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.