Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee Poodle.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...