Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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Instagram Post

Q: What do elves post on Instagram?
A: Elf-ies.

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