Q: What do snowmen love to eat?
A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.
Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"
Q: What do you call 12 very old men having Christmas dinner together?
A: 12 gummers gumming