Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.