Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?