Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.