I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."
Q: Why don't Italians have acne?
A: It slides off.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.