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German Pen

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most.  The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".  I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".  The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"  I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."

Italian Acne

Q: Why don't Italians have acne?

A: It slides off.

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?

A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

The Wishes Of A Black Guy

A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.