Q: What do you call a German with a bad attitude?
German Out of Bathtub
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
It's like he just blew up overnight.
Elevator V Mexican
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.