Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.