Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
Mexicans in Star Trek
Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.
Russian, Mexican, Texan
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."