Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?
A: "Not even, homes!"
Mexican Fire Chief
Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B!
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.