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Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Truck Ride

Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?

A: ICE.

Mixed Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?

A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.