Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!