Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Elevator V Mexican
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Mexican Vs. Pizza
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”