Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!