Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: staciebean2007

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes)
Anonymous

We Have Too Many

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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