Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Mexican, Cuban, and Chinese Guy in a Truck
Q: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Elevator V Mexican
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.