Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Mexican Vs. Pizza
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
A Skinny Mexican
Q: What do you call a skinny mexican?
A: A chicostick