Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
During his Halloween special, Jimmy Kimmel was asking the audience questions about ghosts. "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" Five people raise their hand. Then he asked, "Who here has ever SEEN a ghost?" Three people raise their hand. Then he asked "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" One person, an old man raises his hand. So he goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" The old man replied, "Oh, it was great! Never had anything like it before!" Jimmy replied, "Really? So the ghost was good?" The old man said, "GHOST? I thought you said GOAT!"
Why N'SYNC is Named
Q: Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?
A: Cause they all get their periods at the same time
Knock Knock - Britney
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!