Lochte vs. Shark
Q: Why didn't Ryan Lochte race for Discovery's Shark Week?
A: He was mugged by a hammerhead at gun point and unable to swim.
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Shark Week - UK
Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.
Shark Week - Sandwich
Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Shark Week - Drunk
Q: What do you call a drunk shark?
A: Hammered Head