Shark Week - Vacation
Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?
Yo Mama - Bill Gates
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.
Heffner from the Other Side
The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."
Q: What's a space pirate's favorite planet?
Q: What does the L stand for in Samuel L Jackson?