Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (News Headlines) , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes)
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Clinton's Favorite Instrument

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Riddles
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Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes)
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