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Abbreviations

Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: So he can fit in his spaceship.

 

Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo Mama - One Direction

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Michael Jackson's Book

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

Leachman to Bob Saget

Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget:
"You didn't just kill sitcoms. You raped them and left them for dead, just like I did to Gavin MacLeod in 1975."