Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: So he can fit in his spaceship.
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama - One Direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Michael Jackson's Book
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
Leachman to Bob Saget
Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget:
"You didn't just kill sitcoms. You raped them and left them for dead, just like I did to Gavin MacLeod in 1975."