A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Knock Knock - Britney
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
Buzz Aldrin commented on how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well" he said, "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it." "And he won?" I said. "Well, no" he mumbled. "The moon has low gravity so and the coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The twat."
Q: Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?
A: A rehab center.
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!