Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Shark Week - Swimming
Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.
Hefner, Weaver, and Jagger
Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a party at Mick Jagger's. Hugh tells Dennis Weaver he does not like Weaver's "McCloud" TV series. Weaver tells Hugh that he doesn't like Playboy. A fight breaks out. Hefner and Weaver wrestle each other to the ground. Mick Jagger runs out yelling, "Hey, hey, Hugh -- Hugh, get off of McCloud."
Q: What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?
A: A smart phone
Q: Can you name Jobs that don't exist anymore?
Pirate at Doctor
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"