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Batman Shopping

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A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Out of the Blue

Q: Why did the Pepsi truck driver get fired?

A: He tested positive for Coke.

Cautious Drinker

Everyone says soda is bad for you...

but OJ will kill you.

Hawking Blue Screen

Q: What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed?

A: Nothing.

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Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!