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Shark Week - Vacation

Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?

A: Finland

Yo Mama - Bill Gates

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.

Heffner from the Other Side

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.

The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Space Pirate

Q: What's a space pirate's favorite planet? 

A: mArrrs!

Samuel Jackson

Q: What does the L stand for in Samuel L Jackson?

A: Motherfucker.