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Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

Yogi Bear

Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?

A:  Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?

A: They Kermit suicide!

Crash Landing

Elle McPherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell are going by air to a photo shoot. Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down. Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the beautiful ones first.' Cindy donned her jewelery claiming, "They would rescue the richest one first," upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying, "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!

Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!