Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Returning from his emergency meeting with the Oscar nominations, Al Sharpton stopped at his local Sears store to purchase a new washing machine. As he looked at the display models he realized that nearly all of them were white. He began to complain and the clerk called the store manager. "What's the problem here, Reverend?" Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.
The manager replied, "Well Reverend, it's true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto Riding
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of indians! They start to spur their horse forward when they realize that there are hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back away in the direction from which they had come and they realize, they are surrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto, my friend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together, but now, I think we are doomed!" " We?" replied Tonto. "What's all this we, Paleface!?!"
My young daughter is afraid of “the monsters” in her bedroom.
So I switched them out for red bull.