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Shark Week - Swimming

Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?

A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

Hefner, Weaver, and Jagger

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a party at Mick Jagger's. Hugh tells Dennis Weaver he does not like Weaver's "McCloud" TV series. Weaver tells Hugh that he doesn't like Playboy. A fight breaks out. Hefner and Weaver wrestle each other to the ground. Mick Jagger runs out yelling, "Hey, hey, Hugh -- Hugh, get off of McCloud."

Hawking Call

Q: What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?

A: A smart phone

No Jobs

Q: Can you name Jobs that don't exist anymore?

A: Steve.

 

Pirate at Doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"