The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Mexican Check-Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!