Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with three eyes?
A: Ay, ay, ay!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trump's immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.