We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

The Spanish Man and Mexican Woman

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A: A book has papers!

Mexican Hypnotist

A Mexican is being hypnotized by a stage magician in his home town. “You’re in the desert,” says the magician. “It’s really hot and you want a drink.” The Mexican starts panting and licking his lips. “Now you’re at the North Pole,” says the magician. “It’s really, really cold .” The Mexican starts to shiver. “Now you’re in the United States,” says the magician. “You have a good job, a nice house, healthcare…” The Mexican opens one eye and says, “If you wake me up I’ll break your arms.”