Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Yo Mama - Lincoln
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!
Ocasio-Cortez purchased an AM radio so she could listen to political talk shows.
It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.