Word Play Jokes

Empty Beer Cans

Q: Why do blondes leave empty beer cans in their refrigerator?
A: For their friends that don't drink.

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How About...

An old man and his wife sit in bed watching TV. Suddenly, the old woman turns off the TV, faces her husband and slyly opens her bathrobe. "How about some super pussy?" The old man calmly says, "I'll take the soup."

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Retirement

Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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