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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Multiple Chins

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins."

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Yo Mama - Monster

Yo mama is so fat that when a little girl saw her walking by she yelled, "GODZILLA !"

Yo Mama - Stop Sign

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green.