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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Sheep

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

Yo Mama - Wrecking Ball

Yo Mamas so fat when Miley Cyrus needed a wrecking ball she knew just who to call
 

Yo Mama - Couch

Yo mama so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said "ABCD get your fat ass off of me"

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.