Yo Mama - Taxi
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Mama - Picture
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!
Yo Mama - Pillow
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!