Yo Mama - Raincoat
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Momma - Toothpaste
Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.
Yo Momma - Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo Mama - Picture
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!
Yo Mama - Internet
Yo Mama's so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide!