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Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Yo Mama - Couch

Yo mama so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said "ABCD get your fat ass off of me"

Yo Mama - Spain

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!