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Yo Mama - One Person

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."

Yo Mama - Stop Sign

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green.

Yo Mama - Wrecking Ball

Yo Mamas so fat when Miley Cyrus needed a wrecking ball she knew just who to call
 

Yo Mama - Road Block

Yo mama is so fat, police use her as a road block.

Yo Mama - Water Bed

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.