Word Play Jokes

On And On

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

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Cowboy Lovin

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner, he cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. The cook pulled a cowboy aside and asked, "Did I screw up the cooking..." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."

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Jewish Son Christian

Wouldn't it be funny for a Jewish family to name their son Christian?

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