Word Play Jokes

Two Barstools

Yo mama so fat, she needs one bar stool for each butt cheek.

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Sexy Farm Music

A farmer goes to the flea market and buys a brown chicken and a brown cow. The guy behind the desk hand him his change and burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the farmer. "Brown-chick-a-brown-cow!"

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The Blonde Thought...

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.

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