Hungry Lion

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his tablet. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest but writers cramp.

Raincoat

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Sign Makers Strike

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?