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Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?" He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Horse Lover

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. "I'm in love with my horse," he said .
"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."
"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."
"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"
"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Anonymous

Black and Asian Penis Sizes

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. And Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: dodookid