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I'd Rather Have a Puppy.

Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?" To which the father replies, "They are making a puppy!" Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Johnny asks his father, "Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies, "Johnny we are making you a little sister." Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, "Well, daddy could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Dog Show

Q: Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A: He got 16 months in prison.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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