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Knock at the Door

A neighbor's wife knocks on the door and says, "Your kids can't play with our children any more." "Why?" the man asks, shocked. "They keeping on calling the other kids gay! You should watch your language around them!"
The man replies, "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Blonde Prostitute

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Horse Lover

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. "I'm in love with my horse," he said .
"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."
"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."
"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"
"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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