Sexist Jokes - About Men

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

There's an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl passes by. She stops and stairs at the man and asked "mister what is that thing between your legs?" The man says "oh that , well the thing that is standing is the bird the two things on the side are the eggs and the thing around it is the nest." The old man asked her to leave so he can get some sun. He falls asleep,  when he wakes up there are paramedics around him. He asked what happen.The paramedic said  "ask the little girl." The old man calls her over " what happened?" The little girl said "when you went to sleep I tried to make the bird fly, I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me so I kicked the bird, smashed the eggs and burned the nest..

Q: Why did God create men?

A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.