Men Are Like Plungers
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Her New Dress
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for Maria to get ready for their date. She came out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said, "I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and lost track of time. Would you like to see me in my new dress?" "I would like nothing better." said Emery.
Why do Women Love Cats????
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.
Husband and Dog
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.