Round About

Women say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Which is why men make better surgeons

The Blonde Construction Workers

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I mean ttwo-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Don't Show Your Balls

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!