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Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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How did I get here?

A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”

Categories: Sex Jokes , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Supreme Court Decision Same Sex Marriage

Q: Why the US Supreme Court should have legalized Marijuana when they approved same sex-marriage?
A: Because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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