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City Boy Visits Farm

A young boy from the city was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says "it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly." The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have a bull!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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A Tale of Two Monkeys

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
"So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.
She replied: "No. Holding hands will do just fine."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Dog Show

Q: Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A: He got 16 months in prison.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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