Blonde - Crash

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potato sacks. The cop runs in after them, and the first potato sack he comes to the brunette is under. He kicks it and the brunette says, "MEEEEOOOOOOW", and the cop says, "Oh! It's just a stupid cat." He then moves to the potato sack the red-head is under and kicks it. The red-head replies, "ROOF, ROOF", the cop, angry now, says, "STUPID DOG!!" Then the cop gets to the potato sack the blonde is under, he kicks it with great force and the blonde screams, "POOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO!"

Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why They Call It the Wonder Bra

Q:  Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A:  When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!