Sexist Jokes - About Women

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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