Russian, Mexican, Texan
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.
AOC Going Home
Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?
A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus