Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

Anonymous

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg

New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years' resolution?
A: Hopefully 8K OLED 88''

Anonymous