Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband. He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he was too proud to run after it.
Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.