Witches' Hair Product
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband. He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he was too proud to run after it.
Yo Mama - Hairline
Yo mama so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.