Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: How do you make love to a redhead?
Famous Movie Star
"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.