Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.