Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Escape

Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
A: It all depends on how fast you run!

Anonymous

Soldier Love

Q: What was General Washington's favorite tree?
A: The infantry.

Anonymous