Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Soldier Love

Q: What was General Washington's favorite tree?
A: The infantry.

Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

Anonymous

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg