Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.