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Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.

Cornered -Riddles

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.