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Going Up

Q: Why do ghosts ride in elevators?

A: It keeps their spirits up.

Sharp Wrap

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Dracula K9

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.