Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Yo Mama - Only Halloween
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.