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Hocus Pocus

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.

Got the Moves

Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer?

A: The boogieman

Pumped Up

Q: Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?

A: They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.