Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Anonymous

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.

Anonymous