Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Yo Mama - Halloween
Yo momma is so ugly, she doesn't have to buy a costume for Halloween parties.