Bar Toast - Nipples
Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Funny Thought - Obama Moving into White House
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make Obama comfortable in the White House.
- Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here!"
- Changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
The Butcher's Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.