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Bar Toast - Nipples

Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

Snowman Transport

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?

A: By icicle.

Funny Thought - Obama Moving into White House

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make Obama comfortable in the White House.

  1. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here!"
  2. Changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

A: Meet Patty.

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.