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Ungrateful
Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Clean-Up
The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation
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Test Results
My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
