You've Got Mail
Q: What's the secret to telling a good postman joke?
A: It's all in the delivery
Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
Deaf Kid Swearing
If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary realizes this will eliminate her chance to run for president and storms out of the office to call Bill. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"
Chicken In The Library
Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."