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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Night Shift
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.
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Privacy Please
Got to respect pornstars, being able to have sex in front of a whole camera crew
I can't even masturbate if I know there is someone in the house
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