RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

Playground Fun

I love taking the kids to the park. The laughter. The joy. The shouts of "Higher! Push me higher!" and their shouts of "Dad, when's it my turn on the swing?"