Funny Thoughts

No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Anonymous

Ugly Drop Off

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

Anonymous

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips