Funny Thoughts

Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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