Funny Thoughts

Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Cats And Men

  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
  • Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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