Funny Thoughts

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

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Privacy Please

Got to respect pornstars, being able to have sex in front of a whole camera crew
I can't even masturbate if I know there is someone in the house

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Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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