Funny Thoughts

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

Airplane Propellers

Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
Anonymous

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous