Pet Salamander

Friend: What an interesting pet. What is his name?
Owner: Tiny
Friend: What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?
Owner: Because he's my newt.

Amusing Marmosets

Q: How many marmosets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmosets and try to prove me wrong.