Funny Thought - Obama Moving into White House
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make Obama comfortable in the White House.
- Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here!"
- Changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
The Butcher's Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
Deaf Kid Swearing
If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary realizes this will eliminate her chance to run for president and storms out of the office to call Bill. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"