Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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