Funny Thoughts

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Observation

Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips