Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: What is Nazi foreplay?
A: Yell "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
A: First, invade zee kitchen.
Where are You
Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A 'not see'.
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"