U.S. State Jokes - Tennessee Jokes
Divorced Brother And Sister
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:
Q: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?
A: "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.
I Love You in 9 Languages
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits
Statesmen's Last Requests
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy. "Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?" "Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?" "Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?"